2008 Woodie Awards
As if the straight kids at San Jose State University play any safer than the gay kids.
And as if San Jose State University was the only place where straight people could donate blood. (3) comments
Never tell people your best quality is that you're funny.
It only sets you up for a long list of disappointing quips to add to the semi-truthful impression of yourself to everyone else.
It doesn't matter how hilarious you think you are; there is always a time you will fail. (1) comment
